News Report
- News , Politics
- April 21, 2025
GOVERNMENT ON HIGH ALERT: Panic Sets In as Geza’s Days Are Numbered
The government, in a state of utter panic, warned that outspoken war veteran Blessed Geza’s days are numbered after he called for a two-day national shutdown to force President Emmerson…
- News
- April 21, 2025
South Africa’s Deputy President Plays Dodgeball with Bullets
In a shocking turn of events, South Africa’s Deputy President, Paul Mashatile, decided to test the limits of his bulletproof vehicle – and it passed with flying colors. Gunmen ambushed…
- News
- April 18, 2025
Bulawayo’s Water Woes: A Crisis of Epic Proportions
Bulawayo Mayor David Coltart has stepped in to clarify the cause of the city’s water shortages. According to Coltart, “It is important to clarify that water has not been unavailable…
- Breaking News
- April 18, 2025
Gokwe’s Independence Day Fiasco
Torrential rains have turned the 45th Independence Day celebrations in Gokwe, Zimbabwe, into a muddy disaster. The venue is flooded, with water covering the grounds and electrical cables submerged. The…
- Breaking News , News
- April 18, 2025
Train Collision Near Gwanda: Rovos Train Carrying Tourists to Victoria Falls Involved in Accident
A devastating train collision occurred earlier today near Gwanda, involving a Rovos train carrying 47 international tourists bound for Victoria Falls and a BBR goods train. Reports indicate that there…
- Health and Diseases
- April 18, 2025
MCAZ Recalls Non-Compliant Blood Pressure Medication
The Medicines Control Authority of Zimbabwe (MCAZ) has issued a recall for Torrent Captopril 25mg tablets, Batch No. B520K001, manufactured by Torrent Pharmaceuticals Ltd. The recall is due to the…
- Crime and Courts
- April 18, 2025
Miracle in Zimbabwe: Bail Finally Granted to Three Protesters
High Court judge Justice Lucy Mungwari has granted bail to Moreblessing Nkomo, Jenifer Chimange, and Sthabile Maduve, three of the 98 individuals arrested on March 31 for allegedly staging an…
- Business
- April 18, 2025
ZUPCO’s Bus Procurement Saga Finally Gets Moving
After a year of bureaucratic limbo, ZUPCO is finally set to procure hundreds of new buses in the next three months. Because, you know, a year isn’t a long time…
- News
- April 18, 2025
Fatal Collision Near Magunje Turn-Off
A devastating head-on collision between a haulage truck and a Nissan NV150 near the Magunje turn-off has claimed six lives, including a newlywed couple. The accident occurred when the two…
- International
- April 18, 2025
When will Liverpool win the Premier League title?
For a while now it has felt like a case of when, rather than if, Liverpool would win the Premier League title. There is a chance that wait could finally…
