In a bizarre turn of events, the Zimbabwe Republic Police (ZRP) is investigating a viral social media post inviting the public to a “vuzu” or sex party in Mutare. The party, allegedly charging men $25 to enter, has sparked outrage and raised questions about public morality. The ZRP has warned the organizers that the law will take its course, because who needs a party ruined by common sense, right?

 

Meanwhile, in a strange coincidence, police in Mutare arrested Phillip Mandeya, 28, for allegedly stealing an unlocked Toyota Ipsum from a Petrol Trade Service Station. The suspect was caught operating a mushikashika (commuter omnibus) with the stolen vehicle, because apparently, crime doesn’t pay, but it can get you a gig as a minibus driver.

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