In a dramatic turn of events, Wicknell Chivayo has decided to respond to the circulating reports of his alleged US$437 million deal to supply cancer treatment equipment. Because, you know, responding to fake news is a top priority when you’re on holiday.

“I’m on Holiday, Don’t Bother Me”

Chivayo tells his critics to “please put some respect to my name” and claims that the unsigned contract is nothing but a “FAKE document” spread by desperate opposition outfits. One can only imagine the opposition’s secret meeting: “Let’s spread a fake rumor about Wicknell Chivayo’s deal… again.”

“Lawyers Argue Facts, Not Fiction”

Chivayo sarcastically remarks that lawyers argue facts backed by concrete evidence, implying that his critics are just making things up. Because, clearly, lawyers don’t have better things to do than debunk fake news on social media.

“Vision 2030: Becoming a Billionaire, One Deal at a Time”

Chivayo claims he’s on track to become a billionaire by 2030, and his critics can just keep on circulating unfounded misinformation. Meanwhile, we’ll just be over here, watching the drama unfold and wondering what other surprises Chivayo has in store for us.

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