In a bizarre turn of events, the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe (RBZ) has declared that there’s enough Zimbabwe Gold (ZWG) cash in circulation, while citizens and traders are scratching their heads, wondering where exactly this abundance of cash is hiding.

 

According to RBZ Governor Dr. John Mushayavanhu, the bank has enough ZWG cash to meet national demand. He even threw in some impressive-sounding numbers, citing ZWG56.8 billion in settlements on the National Payment System and ZWG16 billion in total ZWG deposits in the economy.

 

However, the reality on the ground is a different story altogether. Citizens in Bulawayo, Midlands, and Beitbridge are still waiting to get their hands on some ZWG notes, with many resorting to using US dollars and South African Rand instead. Even in Harare, accessing hard cash remains a challenge, with long-standing issues from ZWG’s April 2024 launch still unresolved.

 

Analysts warn that this lack of access is contributing to a deepening confidence crisis in the local currency. It’s like trying to convince people that a mythical creature exists, when in reality, nobody has ever seen it.

 

The RBZ claims to be working with banks to improve access to ZWG through banking halls and ATMs countrywide. Let’s hope this solution doesn’t involve a treasure hunt for hidden ZWG notes.

 

As the RBZ continues to assure the public that all is well, citizens are left wondering if they’re living in a parallel universe. Only time will tell if the RBZ’s claims will become a reality or remain just a pipe dream.

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