In a shocking turn of events, Ronald Notice (20) managed to steal a Honda Fit vehicle in Chegutu and then proceeded to drive recklessly on the Harare-Bulawayo Road, attempting to evade the authorities with a daring u-turn before a police checkpoint. Because, you know, that’s exactly what you do when you’re trying not to get caught – drive faster and make sudden turns.

The police, in hot pursuit, chased him down in a high-speed thrill ride, until Notice finally crashed into a private security vehicle. Because, of course, he wouldn’t crash. After abandoning the stolen vehicle, Notice showed remarkable athleticism by sprinting towards Saruwe River, where one can only assume he was planning to make a dramatic escape by swimming away. Alas, the police were too quick, and he was apprehended. What a mastermind.

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