The fake certificate fiasco rocking Mpilo Central Hospital has erupted into a scandal so juicy, it’s got tongues wagging from Bulawayo to Harare  and beyond. At the center of the storm is Lazarus Munatsi, 50, the deputy headmaster of Tsungai High School in Gokwe, now cooling his heels in custody as the hunt intensifies for his elusive partner-in-crime, Tonderai Mukakati, who’s apparently playing hide-and-seek with the law.

Munatsi faces charges of fraud and forgery after allegedly orchestrating the theft and alteration of no less than 26 O-Level certificates. Yes, 26! Instead of handing over these precious academic parchments to rightful owners, Munatsi reportedly handed them to Mukakati, who then helped an impostor, Jonathan Mukwenha, sneak into Mpilo’s nursing trainee program. Mukwenha’s fake credentials passed muster for months, earning him a salary and presumably free hospital snacks, until Mpilo finally decided to verify certificates with Zimsec .

But wait, the drama thickens. The scandal isn’t just a one-man show. Meet the cast of certificate con artists:

– Thelma Gurupira, 23, who dazzled Mpilo with a forged certificate claiming six passes from 2017, studied for nearly three years undetected, and was just bailed out on $100.

– Sandra Kudzaishe Ndege, 25, who apparently flunked her exams more times than anyone’s willing to admit but managed to fake an academic record boasting A’s in Agriculture and Shona, and a respectable C in Maths , talk about creative grading!

– Taurayi Prosper Vanhuvaone, 29, and the infamous “Dr Prosper Mpofu,” who ran a shady clinic at Mpilo, treating patients without any qualifications and promising nursing jobs to gullible hopefuls ,until he landed a seven-year jail sentence.

A source close to the investigation spilled to B-Metro,  “This is just the tip of the iceberg. Fake certificates aren’t just in Mpilo , they’re lurking in every corner of Zimbabwe’s public institutions, like cockroaches in a dark kitchen. We need a nationwide audit, going back decades!”

Indeed, the call for a “certificate cleansing” is growing louder, with health experts warning that unqualified staff could soon be administering drugs, diagnosing patients, or worse ,performing medical miracles no sane patient would want.

Meanwhile, genuine Mpilo trainees are sweating bullets as re-screening sweeps through the hospital. Administrators are scrambling to restore trust, working hand-in-hand with Zimsec to ensure no more paper chicanery slips through the cracks.

And what of Mukakati? The manhunt is on, with police hinting more arrests are imminent as they attempt to unravel the tangled web of stolen certificates. Will this scandal finally force Zimbabwe’s institutions to clean house, or will the paper trail lead to even more jaw-dropping revelations?

One thing’s for sure ,in the world of forged certificates, truth is stranger than fiction, and the drama is far from over

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