In a shocking turn of events, a Harare woman, Precious Kadzotsa, was granted a protection order against her brother-in-law, Gibson Mangwende, because apparently, he thought being a drama king was a viable career path. According to Kadzotsa, Mangwende loves to call her a witch, because who doesn’t love a good game of “Blame the Sister-in-Law for All Life’s Problems”?

Mangwende’s impressive list of accusations includes casting spells, killing family members, and causing suffering.  Kadzotsa, understandably tired of being called a witch (who wouldn’t be?), decided to take action and sought a protection order because her brother-in-law’s antics were getting out of hand.

But wait, it gets better! Mangwende, in a bold move, claimed that Kadzotsa was the real problem child in the family. Because, you know, gaslighting is a great way to win arguments. The court, in its infinite wisdom, decided to grant the protection order, probably because they were tired of Mangwende’s theatrics.

In conclusion, Mangwende learned a valuable lesson: if you’re going to accuse someone of witchcraft, make sure you have some actual magic to back it up. Otherwise, you might just end up looking like a fool in court.

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