In a bizarre display of presidential pomp, Ashton Chomunhu’s elite security team was tasked with protecting the diminutive dignity of Child President Lionel Mazarire during the 33rd Session of the Junior Parliament.

The highly trained unit (did they have tiny guns and teeny-tiny handcuffs?) maintained a tight cordon around the young leader, ensuring the event ran smoothly. One wrong move, and the entire nation might’ve descended into chaos… or a tantrum.

As young leaders from across the country gathered, they likely learned valuable lessons in parliamentary procedure, leadership, and the importance of having a good nap time. Who knows? Maybe one day they’ll be running the country – or at least the show-and-tell segment.

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