In a bizarre incident, Silent Killer, a renowned Zimdancehall artist, failed to show up for a concert in Durban, leaving fans and promoters scratching their heads. According to sources, Silent Killer had a “vision” that the sound system would malfunction, and he wouldn’t be able to perform his signature dance moves.

The promoters, Stige Movement, are fuming and have threatened to take Silent Killer to Court, where artists are held accountable for their nocturnal visions. They’re demanding a public apology and a refund on the artist’s fancy costumes.

Meanwhile, fans are speculating about Silent Killer’s whereabouts. Some think he’s hiding in a secret underground bunker, perfecting his dance moves. Others believe he’s been abducted by aliens who want to learn the art of Zimdancehall.

The incident has sparked a heated debate about the role of dreams in artistic decision-making. Should artists be held accountable for their subconscious visions, or should they be free to follow their dreams (literally)? One thing’s for sure – Silent Killer’s fans are eagerly awaiting his next move (or should we say, his next dream).

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