Dynamos FC’s season has been a masterclass in disappointment, with their frontline managing a whopping two goals – one of which was an own goal. Yes, you read that right. In a desperate bid to revive their attack, they’ve appointed Takesure “Ruud Van” Chinyama, a former striker and cult hero, as their new strikers coach.

Chinyama’s return to his old stomping ground is being hailed as a potential game-changer. With his international experience playing for Orlando Pirates and Legia Warszawa, he’s expected to inject some much-needed venom into Dynamos’ attack. The club’s welcome message was suitably effusive, gushing about his “experience and expertise” being “invaluable” in helping the players reach their full potential.

Meanwhile, fans are left wondering if it’s already too late. With midfielder Shadreck Nyahwa the sole goalscorer for Dynamos so far, it’s clear that something needs to change. Can Chinyama work his magic and turn the team’s fortunes around? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – Dynamos can’t get much worse, right?

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