In a bizarre twist, business partners Farai Matsika and Willard Tagwirei have found themselves entangled in a heated dispute over 200 vehicles worth $15 million. The drama unfolded when Tagwirei paid cash for the vehicles, expecting them to be donated to Zanu PF, but party bigwig Chiwenga suddenly declared that no vehicles would be accepted.

Tagwirei, understandably bewildered, demanded a refund, but Matsika, who apparently has a PhD in creative accounting, refused, citing that the agreement was made in a parallel universe. The vehicles, including Land Cruisers, GD6s, Fortuners, and Raptors, are currently residing in Matsika’s Graniteside depot, where they’re reportedly being fed and watered.

As the dispute escalates, sources close to the matter reveal that Matsika has hired a team of ninja warriors to guard the depot, while Tagwirei has assembled a SWAT team to retrieve his money. The situation is getting absurd by the minute.

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