In a revelation that had Zimdancehall fans both laughing and nodding in agreement, Malloti Rose, the queen of beats and bold statements, claimed that most people fall in love not because of butterflies or romance, but simply for survival reasons. Yes, according to Malloti, love isn’t about heart-shaped chocolates or serenades under the moonlight,it’s about making sure someone’s got your back when the Wi-Fi goes out or when you need a last-minute ride to the shops. Forget the poetry; it’s about practical perks!

Malloti’s theory has sparked a wave of playful responses from fans who claim their own “survival love” stories. One admirer confessed, “I married my wife because she makes the best sadza, and I’m not about to starve!” Another joked, “I’m still single because I refuse to share my blanket during winter,survival of the fittest, right?” Even Malloti herself admitted that her relationships often felt like alliances in a game of “who can survive the Monday blues with the least drama.”

The star’s no-nonsense take on love has turned the usual romantic clichés upside down, reminding everyone that sometimes, love is less about candlelit dinners and more about who’s willing to help you fix a leaking tap or share the last slice of pizza. So next time you hear a love song, just remember: behind every great romance might just be a secret survival strategy, courtesy of Malloti Rose,the practical queen of  relationships!

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