Mabvuku Mash-Up: Security Guards Go Rogue, Take Down 8-Wannabe Robbers

In a shocking turn of events, two Real Star Security guards, Bhekimpilo Sibanda and Isaac Nhamo, single-handedly foiled an armed robbery attempt at a Petrotrade service station in Mabvuku. Because, you know, who needs the police when you have security guards with 303 rifles?

Eight would-be robbers, clearly outsmarted by the guards, stormed the station but were quickly sent packing. Sibanda and Nhamo fired shots, wounded the ringleader, and voilà – the suspects fled with their tails between their legs. Who knew security guards could be so… gangster?

For their bravery, Sibanda and Nhamo received grocery hampers and US$2,000 in cash. A paltry sum for saving the day, but hey, it’s the thought that counts, right? Real Star Security praised their vigilance and composure, because someone’s got to acknowledge their heroics.

Police are still investigating, asking for information, and probably having a good laugh about the whole ordeal. The suspects, meanwhile, are probably still trying to figure out what hit them. Next time, guys, maybe scope out the target before attempting to rob it?

The bravery of these two guards is a testament to the critical role of private security personnel in combating crime. Now, let’s hope they get a better reward than just grocery hampers and a couple of thousand bucks – maybe a raise or something?

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source-newshour

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