Elephant-astic Problem: Strays Cause Chaos in Chiredzi

In the wilds of Ward 21, Chiredzi, a herd of mischievous elephants has taken to raiding crops and causing utter pandemonium. Residents of Pore Pore and Gomboyi are at their wit’s end, trying to outsmart these giant troublemakers. Imagine trying to scare away an elephant with a garden hose – it’s like David vs. Goliath, but with more trumpeting!

In a bizarre twist, the government decided to take drastic measures and turn these rogue pachyders into a snack-astic solution. They launched a program to, ahem, “recycle” the elephants into meat for the local communities, including Mkwasine. Because who doesn’t love a good elephant burger?

One resident , the resident elephant whisperer (or should we say, elephant BBQ master?), was spotted sporting a cheeky grin and a “Trunk-or-Treat” t-shirt. When asked about the program, he chuckled and said, “Well, it’s one way to get your protein fix… and a trunk-load of memories!”

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