Zimbabwean businesswoman Pokello recently turned her birthday celebration into an epic saga of luxury that could make even the richest reality show stars blink twice. According to ZimLive, she kicked off her extravaganza by hopping on an Emirates first-class flight — no ordinary ticket here, this one reportedly cost a jaw-dropping $8,000. But wait, the madness didn’t stop at travel!

Decked out in Louis Vuitton Mahina pajamas priced at a casual $2,200 (because who sleeps in anything less?), and Olympia sneakers valued at $1,250, she looked like she was ready to conquer the fashion world — or at least the airport runway. Her luggage? A Louis Vuitton trunk worth over $9,000, probably big enough to carry a small kingdom.

Once she landed, Pokello set up camp in suites at luxurious Lake Como hotels, shelling out $1,200-plus per night. If that sounds like a dream, it gets better: she went on wild shopping sprees in the picturesque Portofino and generously showered her friends with designer perfumes — because why not?

The whole affair was an over-the-top birthday celebration that seemed to say, “Why live a little when you can live a lot?” Pokello’s party has left many wondering if the rest of us are even on the same planet — or just watching from a very modest galaxy far, far away.

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