In a shocking turn of events, Zambian customs officials have caught a 27-year-old Indian national trying to smuggle a whopping US$2.32 million in cash and US$500,000 worth of suspected gold through the country’s main airport. Because, you know, that’s exactly what you do when you’re trying to fly under the radar – pack a bunch of cash and gold into a suitcase and hope no one notices.

The would-be smuggler was on his way to Dubai when he was intercepted by a multi-agency team at Kenneth Kaunda International Airport. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to get their hands on that kind of cash and gold? The money was neatly packed into a black bag, which was then placed inside a larger polypropylene suitcase. Because that’s not suspicious at all.

The Drug Enforcement Commission (DEC) is now investigating the matter, warning those involved in transnational organized crime that the law will catch up with them soon. And honestly, it’s about time someone did. Zambia’s economy may be impoverished, but its customs officials are clearly on top of their game.

This isn’t the first time Zambia has seen its fair share of smuggling attempts. In 2023, five Egyptians were arrested with a plane carrying weapons, gold, and cash, only to be released after prosecutors dropped espionage charges. Let’s hope this latest attempt doesn’t end in a similar fashion.

As the investigation continues, one thing is clear: this Indian national’s attempt to smuggle millions of dollars and gold through Zambia’s airport didn’t quite go as planned. And if you’re wondering how they managed to pack all that cash into a suitcase, well, let’s just say it’s a good thing the DEC was on the case.