South Africa’s Deputy President Plays Dodgeball with Bullets

In a shocking turn of events, South Africa’s Deputy President, Paul Mashatile, decided to test the limits of his bulletproof vehicle – and it passed with flying colors. Gunmen ambushed his convoy on the N12 highway, firing multiple shots that left the windscreen looking like a spider web. Miraculously, Mashatile emerged unscathed, proving that bulletproof cars are more than just a fancy accessory.

Forensic experts were swiftly called to the scene, where they collected 12 spent bullet casings and tried to piece together the chaos. Meanwhile, Mashatile’s spokesperson, Keith Khoza, confirmed the incident with a masterful blend of brevity and understatement: “Yes, bullets were involved.”

The South African Police Service and Presidential Protection Unit are working overtime to catch the culprits. With increased security measures and a thorough investigation, they’re determined to get to the bottom of this high-priority case. The question on everyone’s mind: who would dare try to take out the Deputy President?

As the investigation continues, authorities are tight-lipped about the attackers’ identities and motives. Was it a political vendetta, a random act of violence, or just a really bad day? Only time will tell. For now, Mashatile can breathe a sigh of relief – his bulletproof vehicle proved to be a worthy investment.

source-nnnews

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