The ultimate hack: anointing passports for a one-way ticket outta Zimbabwe! “Papa’s Passport Sunday” is the newest trend, where congregants bring their passports to church for a special blessing, because who needs a boring old visa application when you can get a divine stamp of approval?

It’s genius, really. Instead of tackling the real issues plaguing the country, Zimbabweans are putting their faith in…well, faith. And who can blame them? A little holy water and some prayer might just be the magic ticket to greener pastures.

The men of God are getting creative, offering spiritual solutions to practical problems. Because, you know, a passport anointed with holy oil is basically a guarantee of getting out of Dodge.

As Zimbabweans flee en masse, it’s clear the country needs some serious intervention – divine or otherwise. But hey, at least they’ll be praying for it from abroad.

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