Transfer Window Buzz-Manchester United, Liverpool, and More
The transfer window is heating up, and the gossip is flowing like tea at a royal wedding! Manchester United and Newcastle are reportedly eyeing Chelsea’s Nicolas Jackson as a backup…
SCOTTLAND ON FIRE-Mabvuku Team Sizzles with 5-2 Win Over FC Platinum
Scottland, the expensively-assembled team from Mabvuku, is finally hitting all the right notes! They’ve won five league matches in a row, and their latest victory was a dominating 5-2…
CAPS United’s Lithium Battery Hits Empty, Bikita Minerals Flip the Switch
In what can only be described as a power outage on the pitch, CAPS United’s lithium-charged ambitions fizzled out as Bikita Minerals flipped the scoreboard 2-1 at Gibbo yesterday. Spoiler…
Diaz Leaves Liverpool for Bayern Munich
Luis Diaz has completed a £65.5m move to Bayern Munich, ending his three-and-a-half-year stay at Liverpool. The Colombia international signed a four-year deal with the German club. Diaz joined Liverpool…
Ghanaian Gym Instructor Breaks Sweat Records in More Ways Than One
In a shocking turn of events, a Ghanaian gym instructor has been making waves by apparently turning his fitness classes into baby-making boot camps. Three of his female clients are…
Scottland FC Strengthens Squad with Musona and Chihweta Signings
In a bold move to solidify their title aspirations, Scottland FC has announced the signings of two high-profile players: veteran forward Knowledge Musona and talented winger Mafios Chihweta. The 35-year-old…
Soccer Shenanigans- CAPS United’s Nyasha Chintuli Steals the Show
In a match that was more exciting than a goat trying to climb a greased-up pole, CAPS United edged Highlanders 1-0 in a game that was as tightly contested as…
Dynamos FC Gives Saul Chaminuka the Boot!
Dynamos FC has just dropped a bombshell – head coach Saul Chaminuka is OUT! Effective immediately, he’s been suspended due to poor performance, insubordination, and unacceptable behavior. The team’s been…
Benjy Set to Shine- Striker Scores Twice in Debut Training with Highlanders FC
Benjamin Oluwaritimi, also known as Benjy, is set to join Highlanders FC after finalizing a loan swap deal. He recently completed his first training session with the team and scored…
Messi and Alba Hit with One-Match Ban for Skipping MLS All-Star Game
Lionel Messi and Jordi Alba are “extremely upset” after being handed one-match bans for missing the MLS All-Star game. The Inter Miami duo will miss Saturday’s league fixture against FC…